Generally, my commute is really easy. I work from 11â€“8, and when I get on the train around 10:20 every morning, I get a seat, and I read all the way downtown, and I am off the train and walking up through the Chinatown gate, and everything is easy-peasy, even though sometimes I am 15 minutes late despite the fact that I get on the train at the exact same time every morning. My guess is some kind of rotating time warp in the tunnels or something.
On Tuesdays, though, I work 9â€“6, which is a pleasant change, because it is nice to get out of work at a time when other people are getting out of work, and in that way, it is easier to meet up with friends and or get home at a decent hour to really slack off in a quality way on all the chores and responsibilities I should be taking care of, rather than the brief hour-long slacking I get in on regular work days.
The problem lies in the fact that I am also going into work at a time
when other people are going into work, and that means a jam-packed
train full of people with elbows who put them in your face, and the
train gets hot and lurches and you fall into more elbows and the train
gets hotter and youâ€™re surrounded by backs and you canâ€™t hold on and
you start to feel overheated and dizzy and things go white and
suddenly, youâ€™re sliding down one of those backs and sitting on the
floor and youâ€™re not sure you remember how you got there, except
someoneâ€™s hauling you out by your armpits to dump you on the train
platform and asking anxiously if they should call the station manager.
Or maybe thatâ€™s just me.
It doesnâ€™t happen every timeâ€”if it did, I would assume I have some kind
of syndrome, rather than just what is clearly adult-onset
claustrophobia. But this is the second time itâ€™s happened this year,
and it was scary and I am fine. I felt better after sitting on the
platform for 20 minutes with my head between my knees, waiting out
the nausea; I waited for an uncrowded train to take me the rest of the
way, and once I got into the air, I felt a lot less thin, in my head,
and strange. I made it to work without pitching into a gutter.
But here at my desk, Iâ€™m still feeling a little out of it, a little
worried that I have a brain tumor, pretty sure I should go get
something to eat but kind of afraid to get back up and maneuver myself
through the streets again because what if my head explodes? Something
might explode or fizzle or leak, and that would be embarrassing. I am
already intensely embarrassed.
Of course I am thinking this has something to do with weight-loss
surgery. The problem with getting weight-loss surgery is that suddenly,
everything in your life goes back to it. Thereâ€™s a weird tick in my
knee; is it because of WLS? Sometimes, I get a pain behind my
breastboneâ€”it must be the surgery. Iâ€™ve developed a cowlick and I
really enjoy cheese…I think it is because of the surgery. The
difficult thing is that so many things really are related to not just
the surgery, but the weight loss. Both things have added an X factor to
my health, and both things have side-effects, both good and bad, and
blame is difficult to assign, but paranoia is plenty on the ground. I
have always been a bit of a hypochondriac. This is not a good choice to
make, weight-loss surgery, when youâ€™re a hypochondriac.
It was hot, I do not like being crowded. Thereâ€™s a reason. I might not
be eating enough, and what if I have a vitamin deficiency? Thereâ€™s a
scary reason. I am smart enough to go get checked out, of courseâ€”Iâ€™ve
got my one-year appointment coming up, and lots of blood work to be
checked out, so the cause will be narrowed down and pinpointed and the
effects will be eliminated with the proper application of whatever it
is needs to be done. Unless this is, in fact, a brain tumor, which
would explain why I spend so much time smelling burnt toast.