If you asked me what my dream job was, I would probably tell you astronaut, or marshmallow fluff maker, or person who names nail polish colors, or ice cream flavor developer and primary taster number one. I dream big, but apparently, I do not dream big enough. Who knew that I could also, someday (if I moved to the United Kingdom), be a sex toy tester?
LoveHoney, a UK sex toy company, is throwing a sex toy party, and
everyone who likes to come is invited. They’re going to hand out awards
to the best sex toys around, and they’re recruiting regular people to
explain why they should be chosen to be one of the contest judges. The
people who are chosen get 300 British pounds worth of sex toys (that is
one billion dollars in American money). Why, oh why, was I born in the
In the meantime, those of us outside that great and
forward-thinking United Kingdom can dream. Tell me why you would be a
totally awesome sex toy tester. And while we’re at it–what sex toy
wins your personal prize?