naked: getting off in the future

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They say someday robots will be providing us with all of our orgasms, and there will be no need for any messy flesh-to-flesh contact because that just gets complicated. That sounds unlikely, right? Except that sometimes science is spooky, and the future seems to have already arrived–the SaSi vibrator from Je Joue is exactly like a tiny little hand-held robot equipped with “Sensual Intelligence.” As you use it, the little sucker learns what motions and speeds you like, and adapts to provide you with what is apparently The Ultimate Orgasm. Which freaks me out just the tiniest bit. I’m not sure I’m into having a vibrator that’s smarter than I am.

However, it is pleasingly sleek and sassy looking; is offered in lush plum, tender violet, and classic black; comes with a rechargeable battery and base to fit it in; and as soon as it learns to cook dinner and administer a proper spanking, we will have officially stepped into the future.

  7 comments for “naked: getting off in the future

  1. spiderbite
    June 3, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    So it’s like the Roomba of vibrators? Creepy and cool.

  2. Mooshie
    June 3, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    awesome! sold!

  3. June 4, 2008 at 12:14 am

    I am really sorry I just spent $110 on a vibrator that is not this.

  4. Sadie
    June 4, 2008 at 10:22 am

    love. i am in love. i will start saving up now. and they’re already for sale on the babeland website. which i also love.

  5. Jeanne
    June 4, 2008 at 11:31 am

    I’m scared to try the link at work. How much does it cost?

  6. whyme63
    June 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    The point to DIY is that you know what you like best, and can manipulate the device accordingly. The idea of a device that manipulates itself is just unsettling.

  7. June 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    It’s really spendy–$185. You can buy it at Babeland: (also nsfw).

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